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It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet it's some beautiful flowers."
 
"That's right" the perplexed boy said, "but how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "Yummm...I bet it's a box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the surprised girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.
The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "Hmmmmm...I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

Today's reading is from the Book of Corporate Life, Chapter 11,
verses

 1-15:

 1. In the beginning was the Plan.
 2. And then came the Assumptions.
 3. And the Assumptions were without form.
 4. And the Plan was without Substance.
 5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
 6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of  crap and it stinks."
 7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a  crock of dung and we  cannot live with the smell."
 8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a  container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that     none may  abide by it."
 9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel  of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
10. And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another;  "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
 11. And the directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them,  "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
 12. And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him "It  has very powerful effects."
 13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was  good.
 14. And the Plan became Policy.
 15. And that is how S__t Happens.


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